Aniversari

Princess Berta (and related topics)

The carnival in Germany
Is the best party easily

We drink, we dance, we sing our songs
We have a lot of fun
All of us try to get laid
And then we party on!

The carnival in general
Is for the beast in man
You must unleash the animal
Be as wicked as you can!

The carnival in Natolin
That also can be fun
You ladies, drink some alcohol
And then you better run!

The guys in this place might go wild
That’s what the party’s for
You ladies should have fun as well
So – please – don’t lock your door!

To our princess Berta here,
We all must raise our glass
Berta, we love your belly dance,
Berta, we love your ... beautiful costume! It’s spendlid!

By the way, my princess dear,
How is our King Bob?
How is that old bucaneer,
How is the old knob?

His head looks quite testicular
But he is really bright
His mind shines like his calvitie,
A ball of shining light!

But you prefer your prince of course
That’s obvious to see
Have good fun with Alvarro
Then have some more with me!

But I do not want to be rude
You may well rest assured
That we’ll respect your privacy
When the hangovers are cured.

Happy Birthday then, sweet princess mine
May your life last forever,
Like the carnival on river Rhine
Or the legacy of Jan de Hoop Scheffer (what the hell rhymes with forever? Dammit!)

All together: Happy birthday!